Bacon Flavored Rope

How to make bacon flavored rope (an instructional writing)

Get a smoker to cook meat in.

Insert bacon and scented wood.

Wet rope, wrap it in foil and insert it at the top of the smoker.

Wait 3-4 hours.

Unwrap rope and let cool.

Insert into mouth of willing sub and watch the uncontrollable drool commence.

Also works for apple wood and maple.

NOTE: when you spot them drooling and chewing that is not a muffled attempt to color...they're just licking the rope and enjoying the flavor.

NOTE: It is ingenious and I figured it out by accident. There is a fine line between genius and foolish and I walk the tight rope often :-)